Fake Book In R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” Has Some Amazing Prose

R. Kelly will never stop giving.

paul-ulaneby paul-ulane

This broke over a month ago but it is pretty much the greatest thing ever so we’re sharing it anyways. The screen grab below is from one of the newer installments of R. Kelly’s never-ending hip-hopera, “Trapped in the Closet” and as you’ll see, it is a book we should all be reading.

R. Kelly, Trapped in the Closet, book screen grab

You can click on the image to see the full-sized version, but just in case, here’s the text that the book repeats:

“Stream of consciousness, good. Textual texting for the verbose placement of words. Blah blach blah. Crazy ass shit. In a series of uncommon events that involved several good men and women from the greater chicagoland area, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Stream of consciousness. Typing. Man, I could really use a good sandwich right now. Or some spaghetti. That shit Joey was eating in chapter 21 looked pretty damn good.”

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