Bad Word Lists for Children’s Web Sites Include Some Truly Remarkable Words

You gotta get dirty before you can get clean.

mandatory-editorsby mandatory-editors

We have stumbled upon a gold mine here. One of our friends used to work at a kid’s web site where the staff had to compile a bad word list. The goal of the bad word list is to collect all offensive language that visitors have used or could use as screen names or in comments sections and enter them into a database. That database then censors those words if they are used on the site. The list is a living document and the staff adds any deceptively spelled swears that sneak their way onto the live site undetected.

Recently, our friend found one of his old bad word lists and, boy, is it a doozy. Since the number-one goal is to catch language that could in any way possible be deemed inappropriate for children, the list is quite extensive and has to cover a lot of bizarre and filthy username combinations. It’s too long to post in its entirety, so we just singled out our favorite words below. Keep in mind, sites have to account for workarounds (like digits in the place of letters), so don’t worry about unfamiliar spellings, just worry about how to incorporate “mastrabator” into your vocabulary.

asspuppies
bazongas
bazooms
beatyourmeat
breasticles
breastlover
buttstain
chesticles
clitbang
clitbooger
clitchubby
cripplefight
crotchjockey
cumbubble
cumfest
cumquat
dickforbrains
dixiedike
dripdick
eatballs
fannyfucker
fingerfood
footlicker
gaymuthafuckinwhore
gazongas
gonzagas
hottotrot
homobangers
honkers
intercourse
jizim
jizzim
kraut
kumbubble
kumbullbe
ladyboy
lovebone
lovegoo
lovejuice
mastabate
mastabater
mastrabator
manpaste
motherlovebone
muffdiver
muffindiver
nittit
oicu812
pen1s
pissing
pocketpool
premature
pubiclice
pudboy
rentafuck
ribbed
sexfarm
sextogo
shawtypimp
skinflute
slutwear
smackthemonkey
snatchpatch
spermbag
spermhearder
strapon
suckmyass
tatas
thirdeye
thirdleg
titbitnipply
titlover
tongethruster
tonguethrust
tonguetramp
trisexual
twobitwhore
upskirt
uptheass
upthebutt
virginbreaker
whiskeydick
whiskydick
williewanker
winkler
wuutang (Why is this offensive? And more importantly, why is only a mis-spelled version of Wu-Tang Clan offensive?)