I’m too sexy for my shirt…too sexy for my shirt…So sexy it hurts. And I’m too sexy to attend an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia…too sexy to attend an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia…
You read that right. In Saudia Arabia, at least three men were ejected from the annual Jenadrivah Heritage & Cultural Festival for being too handsome.
An official from the festival said the three men – who happened to be delegates from the United Arab Emirates – were “taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for them.”
As you most likely have heard once or twice before, Saudi Arabia is an incredibly conservative Sunni Muslim society that prohibits women from even so much as interacting with males they are not related to. So, in this situation, you can see why festival management would take extreme caution by deporting the three men to Abu Dhabi.
They’re like Tom Cruise in “Minority Report”, preventing a crime before it happens. And trust us, being ridiculously good looking is certainly a crime. We should know. The Mandatory team has been kicked out of a number of places for simply being way too attractive.
Update: This is one of the men who was ejected. His name is Omar Borkan Al Gala. What do you think? Too handsome to hang?