Texting has become the preferred method of communication for most young people. It’s more convenient to send a quick message than to be stuck on the phone for what seems like an eternity.
Of course, everyone who sends texts has also, at some point, used an emoticon. Normally, it’s just a smiley face, a winking face or – in a terrible lapse of judgment – that weird face where you use a ‘P’ to look like your tongue is dangling from your mouth.
But what about when a more specific emoticon is necessary?
To help you out, here are some new emoticons for you to try out on your friends.
Don’t think I didn’t notice your cold sore.
Wanna go see Seal in concert?
Do you have my goth choker necklace?
Gwyneth Paltrow at the end of Seven
got new bangs!
Did you see Amanda Bynes’ haircut?
Happy Ash Wednesday!
THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER OVER MY BED!
I’m no doctor but it looks like you have herpes.
I like your new glasses but your mustache looks like Hitler’s.
Your dad looks like Chef Boyardee.
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You might want to get a refund on your boob job.
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