There is an appropriate course of action to take after you get into a car accident. First, you should get out and make sure everyone is okay. Then, you should move your vehicle to a safe place and out of traffic. Finally, you should call the police and notify your insurance. At no time during that process, however, is it acceptable to strip naked and play with yourself in public.
Evidently, a 34-year-old New Jersey man felt otherwise on Monday morning. After he crashed his car into a Crown Fried Chicken in North Philadelphia, he got out, disrobed, and proceeded to pleasure himself.
Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates
Reportedly, the man was only charged with a DUI, but after video evidence of him dancing naked in the street and rubbing himself makes the rounds, he could be in for worse. We’d be willing to bet he was under the influence of much more than alcohol, too.
Thankfully, nobody was injured in this fiasco, and damage to the chicken joint was minimal. So really, there is only one thing left to do, and that’s watch the video (NSFW warning, via Phillymag.com)