New York Knicks fans are brimming with excitement at the news that Phil Jackson will be taking over their front office operations by the end of the week. One problem: It’s 2014 and Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen in their primes are not coming with the Zen Master. (Neither are Shaq or Kobe.) In fact, this current Knicks team is a far cry from the multiple dynasties Phil headed up earlier in his career. With that in mind, we thought we’d lay out 14 totally legitimate reasons why Phil Jackson will never win a title with the Knicks.