Okay, so some of these things you probably knew could kill you – like lightning – but you’d have to be a real unlucky s.o.b. to actually die that way. However, there are way more rare and unlucky ways to die – like death by hippo or toaster – and some of these statistics will shock you. Most shocking? Sharks hardly kill anyone at all! So maybe we should all ride sharks to work. It would be much safer than texting and driving.