If Whole Foods Receipts Were Honest

Who cares about making rent this month when you have all that kale?!

max-millerby max-miller

Everyone loves a trip to Whole Foods. Their selection is so extensive and everything is incredibly healthy, right? Right?! But then you get to the cashier and watch in horror as this week’s groceries end up putting you in serious debt for the next few years. The least they could do is be honest about it all. This is what every Whole Foods receipt should actually say.