This Is the Greatest Camp Letter a Kid Has Ever Written

He's going places.

max-millerby max-miller

Just when I had started to fear for the youth of this country, this kid comes along to completely redeem them. The kid, who covers all of the most important aspects of camp life, makes sure that his parents sure as hell won’t be bored by his letter. The closing line is one for the record books and will probably be my new email signature from this moment on.