There is absolutely no reason you would ever need a Swiss Army Knife that costs over a thousand dollars. Just look at how ridiculous this thing is in the picture below. If you do buy it, it’s a good thing your wallet will be significantly lighter because with that behemoth in your pocket, you’ll already be weighed down enough. We’re not the only ones who think this product is ridiculous. A number of people have taken to the review section to make all of our days way more enjoyable. Check them out in all their glory below.