Chinese Threesome in Car Ends With Accident and Broken Legs

Menage-a-crash.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

According to Metro, Chung Yeh of Wenzhou, China was about to be living the dream. He had convinced two girls to join him for a threesome in his car, and they had agreed to it. If you think about it, that’s really the hardest part, and Yeh had succeeded.

But his dream quickly turned into a nightmare when he accidentally kicked the parking brake off and sent his car careening down a hill. The vehicle came to a complete stop only after smashing into a tree.

In the aftermath, one of the girls was left with a pair of broken legs and we were left with this bizarre news report:

The man is being investigated for lewd acts in a public place, but after closing the deal with those two girls while wearing underwear usually worn by most eight-year-old boys, he should also be investigated for being some kind of wizard.

Hey, at least they were having sex in the car and not with it: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With