The Greatest Quotes From Your Favorite ‘Seinfeld’ Characters

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Stuart Berkowitzby Stuart Berkowitz

It’s no exaggeration to say that “Seinfeld” took the world by storm. For nine seasons, the groundbreaking sitcom brought one hilarious moment after the next. Its glossary of funny terms–“sponge-worthy,” “yada-yada-yada” and “Master of your Domain,” to name a few–spilled out from the television right into our living rooms like no other series before or since. Every character was capable of delivering lines that could keep us rolling with laughter. Here is a list of our favorite “Seinfeld” inhabitants along with their funniest quote.

The Greatest Quotes From Your Favorite ‘Seinfeld’ Characters

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No, we’re serious. Just gloat for us. You owe us. You don’t, but don’t make us beg, please.