‘Handjob Cabin’ Looks Like The Most Terrifying Horror Movie Of All Time

I think "Handjob Cabin" is also a porn that I may or may not have watched.

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Now while we enjoyed watching porn stars describing how to give the perfect handjob, and we were pulled in by that German porn star who offered her annoyed neighbors a perfect gift to make ammends, we have to say that this horror movie trailer is in a league of its own.

So while the scariest thing about this movie trailer might be how it reminded me how long I was stuck on second base in high school, Handjob Cabin is probably the best horror movie trailer you’ll see.

Handjob Cabin involves a group of friends heading to a cabin to hang out only to be confronted by a pissed off ghost who is looking to pleasure them to death. That’s right, “pleasure them to death.” Check out the incredibly pleasing trailer below:

‘Handjob Cabin’ Looks Like The Most Terrifying Horror Movie Of All Time

Maybe instead of another Quija sequel we can get this. Or maybe a mix of both. Hey, whatever makes people happy.

Well, we’ll always have this: Japanese Game Show Pits Women Against Each Other…In Hand Job Race