Poor Guy Craps His Pants On Mechanical Bull
What awful thing did this guy do in his past life to deserve this? Shitting your pants in front of a bunch of people while they all laugh at you sounds like a recurring nightmare I used to have. This poor guy lived it.
Maybe he had some terrible food or maybe the pressure of staying on that bull and impressing the handful of people around him who somehow found enough time to watch a guy struggle to stay on a mechanical bull got to him.
Now he needs a new pair of pastel-colored shorts.