This Is Probably The Most Brutal Way To Break Up With Someone

I thought women liked flowers?

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati
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Remember the days when people used to break up with each other in person, and then one would have to wait and see if the person getting dumped would take it in stride or go on a murderous rampage? It left an element of surprise. Nowadays people are dumping their significant others through text, emails or even with some flowers and a note left at the front door.

That’s right. It seems like a guy named Ally left some flowers and a note on his now ex-girlfriend’s front step. But instead of this being a romantic gesture, his girlfriend quickly found out that it wasn’t romantic at all. The events were tweeted by a friend named Gigi so that we can all know what a complete tool Ally is.


And now let’s break it down:

Girlfriend gets flowers that may or may not be from 1-800-Flowers or pulled directly from a backyard.

This Is Probably The Most Awful Way To Breakup With Someone
Girlfriend then gets text:

This Is Probably The Most Awful Way To Breakup With Someone
And the “What the f—” was because of this note that was left with the flowers:

This Is Probably The Most Awful Way To Breakup With Someone
Harsh. While her number may be blocked, she may be so pissed that she’ll go to Ally in person and probably make him the next man on a “Missing Person” ad.

Although, perhaps this gal deserved it. Maybe Ally found out she was cheating. Who knows? All I know is that one should never trust random flowers that have been left at your door. I mean, who is that nice these days?

h/t Someecards

Or maybe you’ll get one of these: 10 Kinds Of Breakups You Might Experience In Your Life