These 9 Dr. Seuss Parody Book Covers Will Ruin Your Childhood

Innocence officially lost.

Cory Dudakby Cory Dudak
One of the funniest things about being an adult is watching your childhood get butchered by the Internet. We all grew up on Dr. Seuss, so obviously his books were an easy target. The following parody covers might take things to extremes in some cases, but as long as you don’t show them to your kids, you should at least be able to survive the experience.

The Foot Book
dr seuss parody book covers, the foot book, my foot in your ass

Dr. Seuss’ ABC
dr seuss parody book covers, dr seuss's abc, dr seuss's sex

The Cat in the Hat
dr seuss parody book covers, the cat in the hat, the cat who shat in his hat

Horton Hears a Who!
dr seuss parody book covers, horton hears a who, horton hires a ho

Green Eggs and Ham
dr seuss parody book covers, green eggs and ham, what the fuck is this shit

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
dr seuss parody book covers, one fish two fish red fish blue fish, i do not give one fuck two fucks red fucks blue fucks

Fox in Socks
dr seuss parody book covers, fox in socks, mother fucking swag

Are You My Mother?
dr seuss parody book covers, are you my mother, dude they're gonna chop your balls off

Yertle the Turtle
dr seuss parody book covers, yertle the turtle, yertle the turtle's habitat was destroyed by global warming

(via DrFaustusAU)

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