The ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody ‘Hamiltoe’ Is Coming

To both a computer screen near you and all over your face if you’re not careful. According to New York Magazine, the same porn website that brought us true classics such as “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles,” “Strokemon,” “Donald Tramp” and “Bob’s Boners” has really outdone itself this time with the announcement that a porn […]

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

To both a computer screen near you and all over your face if you’re not careful.

According to New York Magazine, the same porn website that brought us true classics such as “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles,” “Strokemon,” “Donald Tramp” and “Bob’s Boners” has really outdone itself this time with the announcement that a porn parody of the Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” titled “Hamiltoe” is in pre-production.

a porn parody of Hamilton is coming
Written by comedian Eitan Levine at Elite Daily and directed by Lee Roy Meyers, “Hamiltoe” promises to be “revolutionary.”

“It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex,” Meyers said in a press release.

Only time will tell if “Hamiltoe” lives up to the other blockbuster porn parodies such as “Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming,” “Gnardians of the Galaxy” and of course “WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody” that Meyers has been involved with. And mark your calendars, kids, as that time will be August 2016 on WoodRocket.com.

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