I’m taking care of my buddy’s dogs at his condo this morning, and I just watched one of them wipe his ass along the couch and then turn around and sniff whatever he left behind for the next 10 seconds. As long as Donald Trump didn’t make an appearance on the television, I honestly thought that the dog indirectly taking a whiff of his own anus was going to be the grossest thing I saw today.
But that was short-lived thanks to this clip of the German men’s national soccer team head coach briefly scratching his sack and then smelling the goods during his squad’s 2-0 win over Ukraine yesterday, and doing so in front of millions of television viewers.
Watch This German Soccer Coach Scratch His Balls And Then Smell His Hands
— Picchio (@picchiodibrutto) June 12, 2016
And if that wasn’t enough to wreck your lunch, Joachim Löw went backdoor for an encore:
— Andres Jarpa (@AndresJarpa) June 12, 2016
We’re sure that most German soccer fans will look the other way this time around, especially if the team keeps winning. They probably just won’t be congratulating Löw with a high-five or handshake afterward.