Girl Gets Revenge On Dorm Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible

Barf.

Bryan Brunatiby Bryan Brunati

If you’re a fan of stuffing your face with food that isn’t yours this story might set you straight.

A girl had been dealing with a serial food thief in her dorm for a while. This person not only would steal food from the common fridge, they were bold enough to only eat the food partially — sometimes taking a single bite before putting it back in the fridge. And a single bite of cheese was all it took for this girl to lose her mind and seek revenge.

The girl and her boyfriend made a plan for revenge. A revolting plan.

Girl Gets Revenge On Dorm Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
They first bought pizza as bait.

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
They then proceeded to cut the pizza slices open.

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
Followed by this monstrosity. Yep. That’s a dead lizard.

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
They placed it in the microwave to re-seal it. Obviously.

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
Good as new.

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
And in the fridge it went.

Girl Gets Revenge On Food Thief In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
The couple then put a printout of their gross plan on the fridge for all (and the thief) to see.

According to the couple, the thief apparently ate one slice without realizing there was a dead lizard in it. Although a second piece of pizza was found half eaten with a lizard hanging out of it.

Sorry about your lost appetite.

Via imgur

Also gross: Las Vegas Man Sick Of Getting Mail Stolen Puts Dog Poop In Box And Records Thief Taking It