10 Cringeworthy Pregnancy Announcement Fails That Will Make You Fear For The Future

So much secondhand embarrassment.

Cory Dudakby Cory Dudak

Far be it from us to tell you how to live your lives, but when it comes to announcing to the world that you’re expecting, keep it simple, stupid. The more elaborate you try to be, the easier it can backfire. So just let people know you have a bun in the oven and move on with your day. No use embarrassing yourself like these poor souls.

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Honesty is never the best policy in this case.

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Is that the ShamWow Guy?

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We get it. You don’t have to draw us a diagram.

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Actually, we changed our minds. Go back to the diagram. This is just lame (and unoriginal).

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Leave it to Mary to paint the picture no one wanted to see.

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A real Homer of an idea.

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That’s…simple.

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No one will even get this joke in another five years.

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Now I’m confused as to how he physically got her pregnant in the first place.

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Eh, at least she’s honest.

(via CollegeHumor)

Keeping it simple is good advice for faking a pregnancy, too: Girl Fails Hard At Trying To Convince Her Ex That She’s Pregnant