The Dirtiest Cakes You’ve Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)

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Bobby Boxby Bobby Box

Extravagant cakes are all the rage right now. Like, there are quite a few well-performing TV shows completely dedicated to the dessert and I’m not really sure why. To be honest, I’m more of a cookie guy.

Sure, cake is tasty and for some reason representative of celebration, but do I want to spend $600 on something that might feed 20 people? No. However, What I MIGHT spend $600 on is an extravagant cake that accurately resembles something that will definitely make sure that there are no kids present at said celebration/event.

What you will witness below are the dirtiest cakes available on the internet. The further down you get, the dirtier the cakes become. 17 is just the worst.

1. Boob with Penis Design

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
Obviously, this piece of lingerie isn’t doing much in terms of fit, but perhaps more confusing is why this female has an absolutely gigantic schlong that 99 percent of the male population, including me, is envious of.

2. Booty Cake With Fondant Whip

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
Now this one looks like the real deal. I’m impressed. It’s the Twerking Butt of novelty cakes.

3. Clitoral Hood Piercing Cake

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A fantastic educational (and toilet-looking) cake for the man who can’t find the clitoris.

4. Eat My Pussy Cake

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This is the actual name of the cake. The website also insists it’s “great for milestone birthdays,” which is pretty much the last occasion I would think this would be appropriate for. Besides, is all that blood necessary?

5. Curved Shaft Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
The skin on the penis is so damn realistic, but the spherical and smooth balls just ruin it. The addition of icing semen is disgusting, but probably delicious nonetheless.

6. Stand Up Penis Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
That penis is so girthy she can’t even wrap her hand around it!

7. Super Penis Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
I have this same underwear, only my penis isn’t nearly as friendly.

8. Titty Job Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
Where the semen is literally the icing on the cake.

9. Vagina Cupcake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
This is by far the messiest vagina I’ve ever seen. Fiercely unappetizing.

10. Hairy Butt Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
So funny. The dirtiest, pimpliest, hairiest ass anyone has ever witnessed. Bravo on the inclusion of corn. Despite the clever artistry, however, there’s no way I’d touch any of that cake.

11. Naughty Cupcake Collection

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
They’re all really well done, but this is the first butt-hole cake I’ve seen in my searches.

12. By The Balls Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
The cake is horribly decorated, I just thought it was a smart idea for an engagement party where kids aren’t welcome.

13. Oral Sex Engagement Cake

The Dirtiest Cakes You've Ever Seen And Will Ever See (NSFW)
I’ve included this one because I believe that’s a gaming controller next to him.

14. Vagina Close-Up Cake

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Absolutely terrifying.

15. Tampon Cake

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I have no idea which occasion this would be suitable for.

16. Eat A Bag Of Dicks Cake

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Taking the insult literally.

17. Two Girls One Cup Cake

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If you saw the video, you know what that cup is supposed to be filled with.