If you know the identity of a 21-year-old plumber in Australia who was recently bitten by a redback spider right on the tip of his pee-pee for the second time in five months, you might want to give that poor bastard a hug.
According to The Telegraph, it was the first time the guy had used a portable toilet since April, which was also the last time the venomous spider jumped up and bit him in the pretty much the same spot on his pecker.
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“This one is a bit sorer,” the man told a local radio station. “It seems like it got a better shot at it this time. It is a really sharp intense pain at the start. It’s redder, a bit more swollen, it hurts a bit more. I got tetanus and antivenom (at the hospital) yesterday.”
When asked if the staff at the hospital in New South Wales recognized him as a repeat customer, the man said that was indeed the case and that one of the nurses even ” started giggling” when he began to describe what happened.
“They remembered me from the last time it happened,” he said. “Everyone was laughing, calling me the unluckiest man in Australia. I think I’m very unlucky, to be honest. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”