Poor Dude Being Called The ‘Unluckiest Man In Australia’ After Spider Bites His Penis For Second Time

Now it's war.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

If you know the identity of a 21-year-old plumber in Australia who was recently bitten by a redback spider right on the tip of his pee-pee for the second time in five months, you might want to give that poor bastard a hug.

According to The Telegraph, it was the first time the guy had used a portable toilet since April, which was also the last time the venomous spider jumped up and bit him in the pretty much the same spot on his pecker.

Poor Dude Being Called The ‘Unluckiest Man In Australia’ After Spider Bites His Penis For Second Time

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“This one is a bit sorer,” the man told a local radio station. “It seems like it got a better shot at it this time. It is a really sharp intense pain at the start. It’s redder, a bit more swollen, it hurts a bit more. I got tetanus and antivenom (at the hospital) yesterday.”

When asked if the staff at the hospital in New South Wales recognized him as a repeat customer, the man said that was indeed the case and that one of the nurses even ” started giggling” when he began to describe what happened.

“They remembered me from the last time it happened,” he said. “Everyone was laughing, calling me the unluckiest man in Australia. I think I’m very unlucky, to be honest. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

Yup. Again.

If you thought that was bad, this poor guy had an 11-foot snake snacking on his schlong: Thailand Man Gets Penis Bitten By 11 Foot Python While Sitting On The Toilet (Graphic Photos)