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English Man Drops $26,000 To Look Like David Beckham, Doesn’t Look Like David Beckham

Now if he would have paid that much to look like a kid who’s addicted to “Pokémon Go,” then yeah, they nailed it.

Jack Johnson, 19-year-old, is hearing it from the trolls on Twitter after appearing on “This Morning” and telling hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield that he dropped roughly $26,000 on plastic surgery so that he’d look like soccer superstar David Beckham.

The problem? You guessed it: He looks nothing like David Beckham.

“Obviously I know I don’t look like him I’m not that stupid,” Johnson said. His solution to fixing that? You guessed it: Dropping even more cash on surgery. No, seriously:

English Man Drops $26,000 To Look Like David Beckham, Doesn’t Look Like David Beckham

Now if only Beckham has surgery to look like Johnson, then he would be on to something. But for now, this lad is going to have to live with the fact that not only did he waste his cash, but he will never look like the soccer star.

Well, he kind of has the voice down, so maybe he can reel in a wife that looks like Posh Spice. Maybe.

h/t Maxim

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