College Girl Crashes Car Into Police Cruiser Because She Was Taking A Drunk Topless Selfie

Talk about being in a rush to take a topless selfie.

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If you didn’t think that college girls are a tad nutty after reading about the NAU sorority girl who ran into a dude’s apartment naked, or after reading about the girl at an LSU game who puked on fans and fought with fans, perhaps this will convince you.

College Girl Crashes Car Into Police Cruiser Because She Was Taking A Drunk Topless Selfie

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Photo: Instagram/Miranda Kay Rader

Let’s talk about 19-year-old Texas A&M student Miranda Kay Rader. Let’s talk about how she drove her SUV into a police cruiser. Why? Well, because she was driving drunk and trying to take a topless Snapchat selfie for her boyfriend.

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Photo: Bryan Police Department

The police cruiser was empty at the time of the crash, so no one was hurt, but poor old Miranda obviously failed her sobriety tests and was hauled off to jail.

According to the police report, the officer said that he noticed Miranda trying to put her shirt on over her unfastened bra when he approached the vehicle.

“I asked her why she was not dressed while driving,” the officer wrote in the report, according to KBTX-TV. “And she stated that she was taking a Snapchat photo to send to her boyfriend while she was at a red light.” Well, at least she was honest.

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Photo: Bryan Police Department

Well, Rader was ticketed for being a minor in possession of alcohol and charged with driving while intoxicated with an open container.

I’m all for this gal being super eager to send her man some nudes, but perhaps next time she shouldn’t be behind the wheel while doing so. Better yet, she should stay away from drinking and driving. Just a thought, Miranda.

h/t Bro Bible

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