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I’m a firm believer that cheating is the worst thing you can do to a partner aside from flat-out murdering them. I’m also a believer that most others agree, because the hurt one experiences from cheating can actually result in murder (many of which result in slicing a man’s penis off, actually, which I’ve briefly covered before). But since that’s the case, why the hell is cheating, something that hurts somebody so much, so common?
According to research, almost 60 percent of men and over 45 percent of women will cheat at some point in their marriages. That’s a LOT of people.
While murder is the result of one of the vengeful stories I’ve provided below, most of these revenge plots are far less violent, but fantastically carried out by the victim for maximum humiliation.
But because so many published cheating stories are recorded on Reddit, arguably one of the least reputable websites on the planet, I instead chose to report on articles published from more reputable sources so that you know they’re actually real.
From exposing a bride on her wedding day to selling their clothes on eBay, these are some of the most brutal revenge plots on cheating spouses.
1. Woman Posts Picture Of Face Splashed With Semen
I still can’t believe somebody actually did this. Pure evil, man. In Lexington, Tennessee, a young lady who recently discovered her boyfriend “Tim” had been cheating on her, sought revenge in the most savage, sexually explicit way possible.
What did she do? Well, she posted a photo of herself on Facebook, a photo of her face; a face that had just been blasted by a fresh batch of semen. Check out this extremely, and we mean extremely NSFW photo here. Also captured in the image: a piece of paper that read “Tim, I can cheat too.”
2. Groom Outs Cheating Wife On Wedding Day
This one is TOO GOOD, guys. On his wedding day, a very bold groom asked that all of his guests stand, insisting they were about to “play a game.” Excited and full of smiles, the guests all happily obliged. The groom then asked that all guests turn their plates over to see if they had red dots on the bottom and, if they did, were instructed to remain standing while the others sat back down.
At this point, there were eight men left standing. “Ladies and gentleman, will you please look at the eight gentlemen still standing,” the groom said, unphased. “They have slept with my wife since we have been engaged. I am now going for an annulment.” MIC. DROP.
3. Woman Vandalizes Ex’s $145K Range Rover
Vandalism is probably the least creative way to seek revenge on a cheating ex, but its impact is significantly harsher when the item vandalized is a 145K Range Rover.
As discovered by passersby in London at a popular department store, this dude cheated on the wrong woman. As you can see by the photos, she chose a very prominent red to deliver her messages on the very white, very expensive vehicle — messages included “CHEATER” and “Hope She Was Worth It!”. To make things even worse, it appears the dude received a parking ticket as well.
4. Man Has Dick Superglued To His Stomach By Four — Yes, Four — Women
Tracy Hood-Davis was done wrong. Not only had the Wisconsin native discovered her man had cheated on her, but he’d cheated on her with at least five women. Having contacted three of these women (none of which had no idea he was married), the four ladies decided to team up and torture/humiliate the dude for his wrongdoings.
The plan was simple enough, Davis was promised a massage at a local motel from one of his mistresses. When he arrived, he consented to being tied to the bed and blindfolded. When the blindfold was removed, he witnessed all four women he was romantically involved with, standing before him, who proceeded to superglue his penis to his stomach. They then taunted him with an actual gun and was struck several times by each of the women. After all was said and done, the women fled with his phone, wallet and car.
5. This Girl Got Payback…Literally
A woman named “Harriet” is yet another victim of a cheating spouse. After they’d broken up, her ex “Dan” had the nerve to text her asking that she return the money he spent on Justin Bieber tickets. Harriet obliged, but there was a catch.
She sent him his funds, but in a very spiteful, ingenious way. She set up a PayPal-esque account that sent him a penny a day until the the ticket price was paid back in full. At this rate, it would take 17 years to pay for the ticket. Nicely done, Harriet. Nicely done.
6. Scorned Wife Steals Car, Leaving Hubby And Mistress Nude In Public
Ting Su, 29, followed her cheating husband to a local shopping center using a mobile tracking app. She discovered her man completely naked and engaging in lewd act in her husband’s car. But get this, the woman was HER SISTER!
Upon the discovery, the two frantically jumped out of the car to explain themselves. Seeing her opportunity, Ting jumped into the car, leaving both her man and sister naked in public. “‘It was so funny. Loads of people were grabbing their phones and I did as well” a witness said. “He was banging his fist on the window and shouting at her, and she just wasn’t playing ball.”
7. Woman’s Savage Revenge Turns To Murder
You have revenge, and then you have flat-out murder. After discovering her husband had cheated at a club in Kenya, this scorned wife had some plans for her hubby when he got home. The plan being: To cut off his penis by stabbing him repeatedly in the groin. And she did just that.
“Upon reaching the house the woman grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed the husband several times,” a witness said of the attack. “His body was lying on a pool of blood when we arrived.” Police have not found the woman, who went into hiding.
8. Woman Plasters Missing Douche Posters Throughout Her City
While a hard-working lady in Williamsburg was out earning a living, her boyfriend, a human sponge, entertained a healthy share of women in the apartment. As is usually the case, this lady found out and retaliated by plastering inflammatory posters all over the city with both his photos and the details of the affair. Here’s an excerpt:
While she was at work, I was bringing women to HER apartment. Yes that would be the one only she paid the bills for. I had mad passionate nasty sex with them ALL OVER the apartment. Oh and I did all of that without a condom. NASTY right? Well needless to say when she found out, I was put out. So now I am a non-skilled bum with no home.”
9. Scorned Ex Sells All Of Boyfriend’s Shit On eBay
After her boyfriend of five years had been caught cheating, 26-year-old “Taylor” decided she’d sell her ex’s belongings on eBay. Because he wasn’t a fan of her dressing sexy, Taylor published photos of her half naked self modeling the items that she was selling (TONS of underboob, guys.) The items that have been sold have profited her over $1,000.
10. Lady Takes Out A Passive Aggressive Newspaper Ad
This is passive aggression at its finest. Evidently, Timeshia’s boyfriend “Patrick” had cheated on her with a woman named “Shara”. This affair resulted in a bastard child. To send her regards, Timeshia decided she’d take out an ad in the paper, congratulating the two on their new bundle of joy, and signed it “Patrick’s wife”. Damn, that’s cold.