This will drive a man nuts.
Why would you do this?
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
You had one job.
Gross, I didn't want to see what was in there.
Do you feel in control now?
We have to imagine he also put it in a bag, lit it, and set it on someone's doorstep afterwards. What a rebel.
That's just wrong.
We refuse to call that a slice.
More like Fig No-tons, amirite?
...I hate myself.
Nobody flush until we figure this out.
My childhood has been ruined.
Don't look at it!
We had a good thing going, doc.
OK, we actually commend this anarchist.
Eh, I bet 9 out of 10 people still couldn't tell the difference.
Irritation aside, that would be one delicious bite.
Let it burn.