O.J. Simpson Is Reportedly Pooping Himself In Prison And Is Being Called ‘Stinky’ By Other Inmates

Something tells me Juice isn't enjoying his life.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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If the Juice isn’t loose anymore, the same apparently can’t be said about his bowel movements.

According to the gang at Radar, O.J. Simpson is spending his days behind bars shitting on himself because he is “incontinent,” and the other inmates have gotten together and established that his new nickname is “Stinky” because of it.

“I’ve been with him on several occasions where he had these incidents,” Simpson’s “prison pal” Vernon Nelson said in a letter to Radar.

O.J. Simpson Is Reportedly Pooping Himself In Prison And Is Being Called ‘Stinky’ By Other Inmates

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On top of having to wear adult diapers because he’s shitting himself, Simpson is also having a rough go of it trying to use his celebrity status to get preferential treatment from other inmates and guards. Nelson said that’s not going well either, and that was on full display when the Juice recently got scolded for trying to cut the line at the prison chapel.

“A guard yelled at him angrily on the bullhorn and told him, “Mr. Simpson get your ass back on the other side of the gate with the other inmates, your [sic] not getting any special treatment from me!!!'” Nelson wrote. “O.J. walked back to the other side of the gate, stood next to me, dropped his head and started sobbing uncontrollably!”

Of course whether or not any of this is true depends on whether or not you believe a letter that was written by another convicted felon.

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