A Big List Of Christmas Gifts For Your A-Hole Friends

It's the most wonderful time to gift like a douche.

Noah Henryby Noah Henry
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Christmas is a wonderful time of year, and it’s right around the corner. Of course, you know what comes along with the holiday season: gift giving. If you’re like most people, you haven’t done any shopping yet. And that’s OK. Luckily, we have curated a handy list of great gifts for those cretins in your life whom you’d probably rather not give gifts to at all, yet know you should (or else risk them getting all butthurt about it). Instead, insult them with your choice in presents instead. After all, can someone really get mad at you for giving them something? We’re hoping so, otherwise this carefully crafted list has failed big time.

A Big List Of Christmas Gifts For Your A-Hole Friends

If you’re lucky, no one will ever ask you to give them a Christmas gift again. On the flipside, if your friends are such a-holes that they somehow love what you gave them, then you might actually be obligated to one up yourself each year. In which case, see you next time.

Don’t worry, last year’s batch is still just as topical, if not more: A Big List Of Christmas Gifts For Your A-Hole Friends