Mom Of The Year Candidate Allegedly Bit Her Kids For Opening Christmas Presents Early

Bah humbug.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Christmas is a time of giving, sharing and reflection.

Oh, and…biting?

According to BBC News, an Indiana mother is in deep shit for allegedly beating her two sons for opening their Christmas gifts she was hiding in her closet. And if that alone didn’t get your panties in a bunch, then this should do the trick: Police said that she also bit one of the boys for the premature gift opening.

Mom Of The Year Candidate Allegedly Bit Her Kids For Opening Christmas Presents Early

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36-year-old Sascha Collins has been charged with domestic battery against a disabled person and domestic battery with bodily injury against a person under 14 after the two boys’ teenage sister discovered the aftermath of her “Christmas cheer.” Collins also allegedly beat her boys, aged seven and nine, with a belt buckle and threw them against the wall last Sunday.

She now faces up to 12 years in the clink for her shitdickery.

Maybe it’s just us, but the most surprising part of the story might be the fact that a mom who loves her kids so much that she bites them for doing something so innocent is that she bought them Christmas presents in the first place.

Also in the “Mother of the Year” running: Florida Mom Hires Stripper For 8-Year-Old’s Birthday Party