An Arizona Woman Shot Her Sleeping Boyfriend In The Penis Because She Thought He Was Cheating

So long, penis.

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Let’s just not cheat on our partner, folks. Because sometimes you might have a revenge plot against you like this British teen started, or you might get slugged in the face like this woman in Brazil did to her cheating man. Or maybe, just maybe, you might get shot in the penis. Which is exactly what the woman below did to her boyfriend.

Delia Mary Flores, a 53-year-old woman from Scottsdale was arrested for shooting her sleeping boyfriend…in the penis. Why? Well, Flores thought he was cheating on her. When cops arrived to her and her boyfriend’s home, Flores claimed that she was unaware what had happened to her boyfriend, but obviously that was a lie. According to police, and get this, Flores’ boyfriend was shot seven damn times. Seven times!

This poor dude received two gunshot wounds in the neck, another one in his back, two in his balls, and one in his penis for good measure. Pun intended.

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Luckily for Flores’ boyfriend, he was rushed to a hospital and treated for life-threatening injuries. Police did find a handgun and some ammunition inside of the couple’s house. The ammunition, as well as a box for the gun was actually hidden away inside of a Victoria’s Secret bag. Such a woman. Flores did eventually confess to investigators that she shot her man because she believed he was having an affair.

Flores’ boyfriend has said that he is not cheating, and he actually has no idea why in the hell his own girlfriend tried to kill him.

Flores could be facing first-degree murder charges, as well as charges of aggravated assault.

In conclusion, I don’t think this dude will be having a good night’s sleep for a while.

h/t Elite Daily

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