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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
According to UPI, a good Samaritan in Washington dropped off some items for those who are less fortunate at a Goodwill store in Monroe last weekend, and let’s just say that Christmas came early when an employee opened a donated cooler and found about $24,000 worth of choice marijuana inside.
Well, at least it did until that employee called the cops and they confiscated it:
This cooler was donated over the weekend to the Goodwill. Employees surprised when they opened the lid. Police were called… pic.twitter.com/50z1OinsER
— Monroe PD (@MonroePolice) March 14, 2017
Here’s a closer look at the goodies.
Look, everybody knows that the first rule of discovering pot is that you say a thank you prayer and look for the mad stash of cash that should be somewhere nearby. But the one rule that you won’t find anywhere in the book titled “Now That I’ve Found a Shit Ton of Weed, What Should I Do?” is the one that says you call the cops and hand it over to them.
I mean, think about how awesome it would have been for some guy down on his luck looking for some new church slacks or a college kid searching for his next Halloween costume to walk out of the store with a used Hawaiian shirt and enough weed to make you forget about how shitty your life is for the next three years.
Instead, everybody in Monroe will have to wait until December 25 for Christmas just like the rest of us.