This Guy’s Baseball Commentary Proves All Of Humanity Is Going To Hell

"This is like throwing a carcass to a pack of hungry lions!"

Josh Helmuthby Josh Helmuth
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‘Ozzy Man’ has made a career out of giving outrageous commentaries on YouTube. With his affable accent, comedic timing, and knack for inserting the perfect adjective, it’s easy to see why the Aussie has over 1 million followers.

His latest review, if you will, has sports fans rolling – and that’s because it’s pretty freaking brilliant.

It’s funny, sure. It also proves that all of humanity is going to hell in a hand basket.

Here’s “Me commentary on adults stealing balls and sports memorabilia and children’s dreams in general,” according to Ozzy Man.

You’re a goose, mate!

This Guy’s Baseball Commentary Proves All Of Humanity Is Going To Hell

It’s still pretty baffling that grownups decide to take baseball gloves to games. It’s also baffling that there are adults fighting over a ball that costs about 13 cents to make, but hey, that’s the society we live in nowadays. And now to go beat up the kid that I’m pretty sure cut me in line at the ice cream shop recently. Sorry, kid.

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And here’s just another gem: Ozzy Man Reviews Tackles The ‘Oscars F**k Up 2017’ And It’s Obviously Hysterical


Josh Helmuth is a contributor for Mandatory and the editor of Crave Sports.