Maryland Man Arrested For ‘Engaging In Oral Sex’ Inside A Pennsylvania McDonald’s

Now that's a Happy Meal.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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In January of last year, Conrad Jablecki left a post on his Facebook page that featured a dude going down on a girl in his car while stuck in traffic, saying that he was “most definitely gonna get playful and super sexy, time for her to get naughty and be my little freak,” and he was “patiently waiting” for his “episode.”

Well, according to The Smoking Gun, that “episode” finally went down in the dining room of a York, Pennsylvania McDonald’s in front of other customers on a Thursday afternoon in March. That’s when police said the 30-year-old Jablecki “engaged in oral sex with a woman” until a worker noticed them and chased them out of the “restaurant.”

Take a look at this productive member of society:

Maryland Man Arrested For ‘Engaging In Oral Sex’ Inside A Pennsylvania McDonald’s

Photo: Facebook

Photo: Facebook

Jablecki was finally charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness in a District Court on Monday, and if he’s convicted, it will add to an already lengthy resume that features arrests for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct this year as well as charges that he “exposed himself to a woman and her five-year-old daughter on a Maryland beach” in 2012 that landed him in the clink for 60 days.

The identity of the woman who decided to put her mouth on Jablecki’s naughty parts is unknown, as is whether or not the lovers actually ordered anything first.

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