The Size Of This Python On A South African Golf Course Is Absurd

I'm just going to drop over here instead.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Let’s hope they sell fresh underwear in the clubhouse.

You know, I’m all for the challenges that come with playing a new golf course, but I prefer them to be in the form of unknown layouts of the greens, hidden creeks and perhaps even an island green from time to time.

However, stumbling upon a python the size of Kong like this one that was seen slithering across a Zimbali golf course is near the top on my list of “nope.”

The Size Of This Python On A South African Golf Course Is Absurd

For starters, this guy can eat a dick.

That snake is big enough to make mince stew out of him and then still have room for his mother as a dessert. There’s no reason to sneak up behind it and try to grab ahold of it by the tail. Even the most casual golfers know what the protocol is when this happens, and that of course is that everybody in your foursome just leaves their balls as they lie, gives each other birdies on the scorecard and then gets to the bar as soon as possible so heavy drinking can commence.

h/t BroBible

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