Police Arrested A Nebraska Man For Buying 75 Hookers And Making Them Strip On His Neighbor’s Porch

A lot of guys would love to have this dude for a neighbor.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Well, here’s a neighborhood watch party that shouldn’t have any problem with recruitment.

According to COED, a 45-year-old Nebraska man was arrested and charged with pandering and solicitation after police said he hired 75 prostitutes to get naked on his neighbors’ porch.

Apparently the couple living in the house with the stripper porch didn’t care for the fact that Douglas Goldsberry has continually had hookers show up at their house since 2013, with some going as far as kicking on their door or ringing their doorbell after becoming angry when the couple wouldn’t pay them. Police said that Goldsberry used to hire about one prostitute a month to strip on their porch, but that later jumped to eight times a month as months and then years went on.

Police Arrested A Nebraska Man For Buying 75 Hookers And Making Them Strip On His Neighbor’s Porch

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But while Goldsberry’s alleged actions might seem like all fun and games on the surface, some of the girls who showed up to disrobe were reportedly under the age of 16, and that’s obviously a major problem. So is the fact that the porch owners have two small children.

Police were finally able to finger Goldsberry as the guilty party after tracing phone records from the prostitutes to him. Since he lives across the street from the hooker porch, it didn’t take much to locate him after that.

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