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There are so many points during this story where you could make the argument that 35-year-old Christina Sarao hit rock bottom with telling a cop you can’t poop definitely has to be high on the list.
According to TC Palm, Sarao wasn’t wearing a seatbelt on April 28, and that rookie mistake eventually led to her demise, as the officer who pulled her over didn’t fall for her alias of Holly Smith, didn’t buy her story that she bought the meth she was hiding in her bra at a yard sale down the street, didn’t buy that she was pregnant and presumably didn’t buy that she couldn’t take a shit.
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“I have to poop and I’m pregnant!” Sarao allegedly yelled.
Not surprisingly, the arresting officer didn’t fall for the whole “Holly Smith” thing because he already recognized Sarao from her previous arrests. She later admitted to lying about the whole pregnancy thing and was arrested for a slew of charges that include driving while license suspended with knowledge, possession of methamphetamine, giving a false name while detained and resisting arrest without violence.
No word if she was serious about not being able to poop.