Trio Has Threesome On Restaurant Deck ‘In Front Of God And Everybody’

I guess the menu really turned them on.

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Listen, I commend this dude for somehow convincing two women to have sex with him at the same time. The only issue I have with it is that he and the two women decided to have sex in front of everybody. Not very smart.

Three people, 30-year-old Brandon Mabery, 26-year-old Tiffany Thibodeaux and 19-year-old Amy Hammers were all arrested after they were busted having a threesome on a restaurant’s deck during the day, as one sheriff, Ricky Adam, says they had sex ” in front of God and everybody.”

“Right there,”Adam told the Sun Herald. “In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody.”

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Chief Deputy Don Bass said the restaurant where the threesome occurred, which is Triple D’s, a Creole seafood restaurant, was closed at the time, but Bass is still baffled as to why they chose the deck for their deed.

“I guess it’s kind of scenic, it is on a bayou,” Bass said. “It’s kind of romantic, but no, there’s no rhyme or reason here.”

Photo: Triple D's

Photo: Triple D’s

While none of the three worked at the restaurant, they were co-workers at ADT Security Services *(hilariously ironic). The owner did call police on the trio when the three were busted.

“I can’t imagine the stunned looks on their faces at the time when they saw our deputies,” Adam said. “I’d hate to have to tell Mama and Daddy I got arrested for such as that.” I’m sure that was quite the convo.

The trio were charged with misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure.

h/t NY Post

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