You’re Never Too Classy To Watch An LFL Player Motorboat A Busty Fan As Her Touchdown Celebration

She should score more often.

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That’s just quality entertainment.

We’re now convinced that arena football is just as exciting as the NFL thanks to the Legends Football League. But we suppose the credit actually goes to Seattle Mist player Shea Norton, the woman responsible for our favorite touchdown celebration of all time (sorry Alli Alberts). But rather than make a bunch of terrible puns about the fact that she’s a tight end with a taut butt or the motorboating that ensued after scoring a touchdown in Week 7, we’ll let the clip do most of the talking (and the creepy announcer who can’t even make coherent sense of what he’s seeing):

LFL Player Motorboats Busty Fan After Touchdown

“I know there’s mountains up her in Washington, but I’ve never seen ’em look like that?” Does that even qualify as a pun? Was he just attacked by a black bear and attempting to talk himself down? What kind of take on the matter is that?

However, to be fair, Norton is a pretty good looking gal as evidenced by her Instagram page. Getting tongue-tied in her presences, especially when she’s engaging in activity such as this, is understandable. You try saying something clever right now:

A post shared by Shea Norton (@sheanorton14) on

A post shared by Shea Norton (@sheanorton14) on

A post shared by Shea Norton (@sheanorton14) on

By the way, you’re totally busted, drunk guy slapping Norton’s ass multiple times while she wasn’t looking.

LFL player motorboats busty woman

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