The first time I saw Larry David with wrap rage trying to open a difficult package, I understood what pure visceral hate felt like. So I figured, why not roll up a bunch of these frustrations for you? When it comes to personal pet peeves, petty grievances and biggest frustrations all rolled into one way-too-familiar collection, you’ll get that visceral feeling, too. So thoughtful, I know.
Whether it’s the taste from opening condoms with your teeth (yeah, your tongue gets a lick) or the boundless buyer’s remorse you get every time you see your asshole cat take another jab at your pride, there’s enough frustration for everyone. And that’s without even getting into orange-haired trolls who piss people off (yes, obviously Kathy Griffin, the one person who couldn’t spearhead the overthrow of our fearless dictator).
So strap in as many times as you can, because we’re taking you to all the places you love to go when you’re in too good of a mood. We left out hanging Christmas lights by the thousands, only to find one has gone out (purely because it’s summertime). By the end, you’ll be a steaming, hot pile of frustration, ready to go out and share it with the world. That’s a promise.