Man Becomes Water Park God After Walking On Water

This guys is slicker than snot on a doorknob!

Josh Helmuthby Josh Helmuth
Photo: Twitter

Okay, so he didn’t exactly walk on water

He did something better. He sat on it.

Whoever this man is below, he’s now famous, a Twitter ‘God’ if you will, after accomplishing the most ridiculous stunt in the history of water parks.

Just watch him shoot out of this water slide before perfectly executing a stunt I’m calling the Psalm Cruise.

Even the little kids don’t know how to react.

Man Becomes Water Park God After Walking On Water

Of course, the immediate Twitter reactions were amazing, as per usual

Alright bro, it’s June 6 and you already win summer. Congrats.

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Josh Helmuth is a contributor for Mandatory and the editor of Crave Sports.