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Yes, read that headline again because it’s real.
First off, let me just say that this man has not revealed how in the hell he got his penis stuck in a wrench but I’m going to take a wild guess and say it was all about sexual pleasure. You know, the kind you get when you apparently put a tool on your penis. Now on to the story.
A 37-year-old Zhejiang man came to the hospital and informed doctors there that his swollen penis was stuck inside a wrench. Doctors decided they needed consent from the man’s family to go through with a surgery that would have involved cutting off blood flow to his genitals. But guess what? His parents never showed, so doctors went on to plan B and reached out to local firefighters. But the firefighters were also no help as they had no idea what the hell to do.
Finally, believe it or not, some dentists were called in and actually used a dental drill on the man’s junk. And after 30 minutes the wrench was finally removed after being stuck on the man’s penis for 17 hours.
Free at last!
Just imagine the conversation this dude had to have with everyone in that hospital room about getting his penis stuck in a wrench. And now someone just please direct this guy to the nearest sex toys. Like, actual ones.