Photo: Instagram/Beloved Shirts
Since we are already told you folks about the $1,000 jeans that unzip in the back to show your entire ass and we told you about the $425 jeans that come with “mud” on them, it’s time to tell you about an article of clothing that is here just in time for summer. And what is it? Hairy swimsuits of course. Let us explain.
Thanks to Beloved Shirts, for $44.95 you can now get yourself a “sexy chest swimsuit.” It’s pretty much a swimsuit that looks like a super hairy dude. It’s actually pretty horrifying. Take a look at it below.
Yep, that was invented.
And of course the internet chimed in with some folks digging the idea while others were repulsed. Check out some of the reactions below.
no we’re absolutely not doing this pic.twitter.com/N0Kd1BCFEe
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 8, 2017
‘The sexy chest one piece swimsuit’ is not sexy… at all
— Haamid Grube (@ruqiqulezox) June 12, 2017
some people just want to watch the world burn….wtf
— SchneeimSommer (@Barbarian1604) June 8, 2017
wow never added an item to my cart so fast
— Jess Johnson (@Johnson_J18) June 8, 2017
OMG.when you said hairy swimsuit I thought u meant in the pubic area, like needing a waxing.Dear God,this is far worse.
— Tom (@tpadams6) June 12, 2017
I really think I need this hairy man boob swimsuit in my life… I really do. https://t.co/qzsaOoNi21
— MyLove Barnett (@Momma_Said_No) June 12, 2017
So, how many of you folks are getting one?