Just A Car Driving Down A Houston Highway With A Woman Sitting On The Hood

Not the best way to carpool.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler

You never know what you’re going to find along the side of Highway 290 in Houston or even in one of the lanes for that matter. I myself have had to make a quick lane change or two to avoid several couch cushions that blew out of the back of somebody’s ride, but even that was nothing compared to what was flipped over about a quarter-mile down the road after that: the couch itself.

Well, if you were to guess that a couch is the craziest thing anybody has ever seen chilling on Highway 290, sadly, you’d be sorely mistaken. That’s because a motorist recently filmed a car cruising down one of the left lanes with a woman sitting on the hood. Even crazier? You guessed it: She’s not holding on for dear life. Instead, she’s talking to somebody on the phone.

Just A Car Driving Down A Houston Highway With A Woman Sitting On The Hood

After giving it about three minutes of thought, I am seriously impressed with this young lady who decided to go for a joyride on the hood of a moving car. Of course it’s not with her decision to do such a dumb fucking thing. No sir. The thing that impresses me is how she was able to do it without shitting her pants.

h/t ABC 7

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