Let’s hope somebody hooked up this poor bastard with freebies.
Imagine taking a girl out to a baseball game, and while you’re watching the action on the diamond, she’s on her phone looking for a random hump session with some other dude once the game is over. Or hell, maybe she’s looking to get stretched out in a different fashion in the seventh inning right at the stadium.
Either way, welcome to this guy’s hell:
Poor Guy Watches A Baseball Game While The Girl He Brought Looks For Other Dudes On Tinder
— Sachs (@Waysider_) June 16, 2017
It is worth noting that she does have two phones in her hand, so maybe she’s trying to do her other friend a solid while she’s in the shitter and get her laid for the first time since Ash Wednesday. But you also have to think that if that was indeed the case, then her date would be having some fun joining in to help pick that dude.
Our guess is that she’s playing this poor fucker. If she can’t close the deal on her cellular and gives this guy a chance to hit them skins, let’s just hope he doesn’t make another mistake and wraps it up.
h/t Barstool Sports