Paddleboarding is not only a great way to enjoy a beautiful day on the water, but it’s also a solid way to transform your core from flabby into something that girls actually want to look at. I for one can’t think of a better way to soak up some rays while I’m spending sometime on or near the water. Well, unless I’m asked to oil up and then judge every Miss Hawaiian Tropic contestant, of course.
I mean, paddleboarding is not only a ton of fun, but it’s also extremely peaceful. You know, especially when a giant squid doesn’t try to join you on the board.
And here’s what that looks like:
Props to that dude for being able to make it out of there without soiling himself.
I’m not sure why everybody around this poor fucker thinks a giant squid trying to hop onboard or perhaps even devour the paddleboard is so damn funny. After all, it didn’t work out too well for Captain Nemo.