If you’ve ever been on a subway you’ll notice a few things: that it smells like urine, that someone is performing acrobats off the pole next to you, that the dude next to you may or may not be touching himself and that 99% of people are on their phone. Oh, and if you ride with the guy in this story everything you do on your phone he will know about. Let us explain.
Never have I seen someone so nosy pic.twitter.com/jKIDAlOZzA
— (@TropicanaMaia) June 21, 2017
And now here is a much closer look.
Perhaps this is the first time this dude is seeing a cellphone. Or perhaps his phone died and he wants to know what’s currently going on in the internet world. Well, what’s currently going on is he’s being called the nosiest subway rider ever.
And of course Twitter had to chime in.
Me looking at him pic.twitter.com/iiEmaDCdsV
— July 8th (@ayeeyoslim) June 23, 2017
Lol get this man his own phone
— Shane Reilly (@shaner142) June 22, 2017
id be like pic.twitter.com/t8nsLzH2De
— briiitneeeey (@themakeupbrat) June 23, 2017
@DJwoske the other day, a guy even told me to increase the brightness of my phone.
— Elizabeth Tamuno (@TamunoElizabeth) June 22, 2017
I’ll look up at him like : pic.twitter.com/aGH0ayRoZT
— (@vibewitjada) June 22, 2017
“Y’all got games on y’all phone”
— BOY (@SpacemanKev) June 23, 2017
when the TL poppin but you left your phone with your grandkids https://t.co/5jdBSebnB5
— chili mango (@dapisdope) June 22, 2017
when ur phone is dead but u have a personal responsibility to stay updated on the latest memes https://t.co/qXFgUUInUD
— Coffin Kitten (@coffinkitten) June 24, 2017
Well, here’s hoping this dude gets his own phone one day — or at least one better than the flip phone his grandkids gave him.