Pennsylvania Couple Arrested After Having Sex In Park Near Playground

Not the usual tunneling you expect to see at the playground.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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I get that the whole point of going to a park is to have the best time possible, but this is pretty ridiculous.

According to The Smoking Gun, a horny couple was arrested in a Wilkes-Barre park Thursday evening because the flame of desire was so damn hot that they decided to pass up on a room at the Motel 6 and hump each other near a playground instead.

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Police said several hundred people who were also in Kirby Park at the time got quite an eyeful when 31-year-old Jacqueline Getz and 29-year-old Kyle McClure decided to engage in “sexual intercourse, oral and digital sex in public.” We’re not sure if the “digital sex” accusation means that he penetrated her with his MacBook, but multiple parkgoers took video of the couple getting their freak on and handed it over to police, so at least they’ll know what it means.

Getz and McClure were both charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct, and since many of the several hundred witnesses were children, they might be dicked (pun intended) when the trial rolls around next month.

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