Hairline Jokes Will Make Your Friends Pull Out the Little Hair They Have Left

Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.

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There are only a few things that you can say to a guy knowing that it will not bounce back, and receding hairline jokes are amongst them. No guy likes to be on the receiving end of a good hairline joke, yet it’s so funny to say them, and even those at whom the joke is pointed out know to appreciate a good one. Or at least they should.

Hey, even the best basketball player of his generation Lebron James wasn’t immune to heaps of these jokes. He even got memed a lot which is way worse, with the best meme definitely being about the greatest comeback in basketball.

So if your hair is planning a visit to your back, if you wear hats because you have to, don’t sweat it too much, even basketball gods have the same problem, and if you’re here to find some amazing hairline jokes to roast your friends, just keep in mind to keep it in good spirits.

Best Hairline Jokes

Your hairline comes home 15 minutes after you do.

Your hairline is so far back even Odell Beckham Jr. couldn’t catch it.

Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it

Your hairline is not supposed to start where your ears are.

Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your barber needed a snickers.

Your hairline is like the universe – it’s still waiting to be discovered.

Your hairline goes so back that the History Channel made a show about it.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

Your hairline looks to be traveling south for the winter.

It looks like Moses took a trip through your hair.

Your forehead looks like it’s plotting the eventual takeover of the rest of your face.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

Your hairline looks like my PS4 controller.

Your hairline looks like the Pizza Hut logo.

You will have to stop playing volleyball siib because people will start swinging at your head.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Your hairline is so far back that you need binoculars to see it.

You look like you’re auditioning for the role of count Dracula.

I take my hat off to insecure bald men…

I’m not saying my friend’s losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you are thinking.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

You could never play basketball as your hairline would always be making a back court violation.

Your hairline was used to represent the batman symbol.

Yo’ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

But it’s really important to be self-aware in life and to know how to laugh at self, that applies for hairline jokes as well.

I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.

I told my friend that I expect to go bald.
He asked me, “Is it a family thing?”
I said, “Oh definitely. A nagging wife and four lousy kids.”

So now you know what to tell to your wife if she’s giving you a hard time.

Tell us which of these made you laugh the most and write other hairline jokes in the comments below. And if the hairline jokes hit too close to home remember that it’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a sex machine.

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