If you’re looking for a sign that the sports world is slower than Pablo Sandoval running to first, this story should do the trick.
Odds are you missed the Clinton LumberKings beat the everliving shit out of the Fort Wayne TinCaps last night because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed an attractive fan catch a foul ball in her beer and then show the dozens of people in attendance that she’s probably the most desirable girl in Fort Wayne.
That’s right, guys. She chugged the entire damn beer with the ball still inside the cup:
Watch This Attractive Girl Catch A Foul Ball In Her Beer And Then Chug The Whole Thing
A foul ball landed in a @TinCaps fan’s beer, so there’s only one thing left to do…
— MiLB.com (@MiLB) July 21, 2017
Nobody in the starting lineup for either team is hitting over .300 this season, and that’s probably one of the many reasons why the two squads are a combined 21 games under .500. In fact, the teams have been so dreadful that the only way they can get us to do a story on them is by hitting a foul ball that luckily found its way into a hot girl’s cup of beer.
Next up for the Fort Wayne TinCaps? You guessed it: Who gives a shit?