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Some people know Gene Simmons as the guy with the seven-inch tongue who – along with KISS co-founder Paul Stanley – gave us one of the best rock anthems of all time in “Rock and Roll All Nite.” Others, like myself, know him as the lucky son of a bitch who married Skinemax queen Shannon Tweed. And yet others know him as the guy who looks just like this calf.
Or fine, I guess you could say the calf looks just like him.
According to Fox News, a calf named “Genie” born on July 28 in Kerrville, Texas surprisingly looks quite a bit like Simmons. Well, with the makeup on, of course.
The folks at Hill Country Visitor posted the picture to their Facebook page and then jokingly asked Simmons if he was in the area and hooked up with a cow that belonged to a Cowboy Steak House employee on or around November 25, 2016.
The post read:
“Gene Simmons, where were you on our (sic) about November 25, 2016? This calf was born in Kerrville, Texas on the Ranch of a Heather Leonard Taccetta who works at Cowboy Steak House. Now Obviously, we can’t serve this fine specimen, we may just keep Genie as we call her, as a Mascot for the Steakhouse. Now Heather DID ADMIT that they had 99.5 KISS Rocks San Antonio; listening to KISS! Just thought this WONDER OF NATURE was worth sharing!”
You have to think that’s some great stuff right there. I mean, especially if you’re the calf. Congrats on not being slaughtered and served as a piece of veal solely because you look like one of the greatest rockstars of all time.